Monday, November 03, 2008
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Get to know my book the way you would get to know me: in the fullness of time, hesitantly, irritably, impatiently, uncertainly, pityingly, generously.
—Rick Moody
Aus tin ('os-t&n, 'äs-) geographical name
The capital of Texas, in the south-central part of the state. Austin was selected as the capital of the Republic of Texas in 1839 and became the permanent capital of the state of Texas in 1870. The main campus of the University of Texas (established 1881) is here. Population: 465,622.
e-mail or e mail also E-mail ('E-"mAl) n.
1 : A system for sending and receiving messages electronically over a computer network, as between personal computers.
2 : A message or messages sent or received by such a system.
male ('mA(&)l) adj.
1 : a : Of, relating to, or designating the sex that has organs to produce spermatozoa for fertilizing ova. b : Characteristic of or appropriate to this sex; masculine. c : Consisting of members of this sex.
2 : Virile; manly.
3 : Botany. a : Relating to or designating organs, such as anthers or antheridia, that produce gametes capable of fertilizing those produced by female organs. b : Bearing stamens but not pistils; staminate: male flowers.
4 : Designating an object, such as an electric plug, configured for insertion into a recessed part or socket.
miss ing ('mi-si[ng]) adj.
1 : a : Not present; absent: I'm re-reading this sentence and it feels like some words are missing. This doesn't seem grammatically correct. b : Lost.
2 : Lacking; wanting: Yeah, this is worded badly and flatout missing words. This was either written way too hastily, ineptly, or both.
pre ten tious (pri-'ten(t)-sh&s) adj
1 : characterized by pretension : as a : making usually unjustified or excessive claims (as of value or standing) b : expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature
2 : making demands on one's skill, ability, or means : AMBITIOUS
pub lish ed (pŭb'lĭsh-d) adj.
1 : prepared and printed for distribution and sale
2 : formally made public;
3 : a crappy Geocities web site of which Shane lost the password to and hasn't been updated since 2001, but still has all his up-till-then published writing
self-in volved (slfn-vlvd) adj. Absorbed primarily or only in one's own interests or activities.
twen ty-six ("twen-tE-fyuvuh) adj. being six more than twenty. n. the cardinal number that is the sum of twenty-five and six
2 : Shane's current age
ver bose (v&r-'bOs) adj. Using or containing a great and usually an excessive number of words; wordy.
You Tube ('yü-'tyüb) world wide web
1 : A video medium web site.
2 : Shane's videos
1 comments:
this is the funniest shit i've seen in a very long time.
and jc.....yes, sam is passive-aggressive.
with that said, you three are some of the funniest people i've ever known.
shane you just rocked my face off with this video.
i miss eville. and all it's glorious, ridiculous, late-night fun that was brought together by our favorite local movie theater. maybe i'll see you in december.
that is all.
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