Indiana Jones screenplays are Frankenstein creatures to begin with, be they gags that didn't make it into earlier Lucas or Spielberg movies (the coat-hanger Nazi gag from Raiders is also a deleted scene in 1941), set-pieces from earlier drafts (Temple of Doom's opening bears similarity to a cut sequence from Lawrence Kasdan's third Radiers draft where Indy fought a samurai, and a boat chase from Chris Columbus's rejected 1985 Indiana Jones and the Monkey King was recycled into Last Crusade), or just stupid in-jokes.
But in the early Kingdom of the Crystal Skull sequence when Indy survives a nuclear test blast by climbing into a refrigerator, it seemed like an poke towards to a parochial Spielberg movie: the first Bob Gale and Robert Zemeckis draft of Back to the Future. When the time machine was itself still a fridge.
See, in the exclamation mark filled original version, instead of driving a Delorean 88 miles per hour right as lightning struck it to generate a nuclear reaction charge, they drove the fridge out to a nuclear test site and left it in there.
EXT. MOVING TRUCK
The truck barrels along toward the crater as Marty climbs into the back of the truck and throws the switches on the Time Machine!
The truck hits the crater!CONTROL VOICE ...9...8...7...
Marty is thrown from his feet, into the bed of the truck!
The truck lodges into the hole with the nose slightly off kilter from the tower!
Marty climbs to his feet and turns the solar cell back toward the bomb!
Marty opens the refrigerator door and climbs in!CONTROL VOICE ...5...4...3...
Marty slams the refrigerator door shut!CONTROL VOICE ...2...1...
INT. DETONATION CONTROL
Three technicians turn their detonation keys in unison!TIMEKEEPER Detonate!
EXT. BOMB SITE
DETONATION! An incredible FIREBALL WHITES OUT EVERYTHING for a moment, then recedes into a YELLOW GLOW!
EXT. TRUCK
Brilliant light strikes the power converter!
The urban myth goes that this version was rejected because Universal didn't want kids climbing into fridges. But that strikes me less that a producer of Spielberg's stature could be shot down for an inane product safety thing and more that Zemeckis didn't have his first hit till early 1985's Romancing the Stone. (This draft was early '80s, right after Used Cars.)
I kind of have a theory that this scene's inclusion is revenge for this first draft's original opening:
FADE IN:
EXT. OUTER SPACE
The MOTHER SHIP rises above Devil’s Tower and sails off into space to the strains of John Williams. In a moment we realize that we’re watching the end titles of “Close Encounters”, and then we
PULL BACK TO REVEAL
that the image is on a TV monitor...as we continue PULLING BACK, we discover a bank of video equipment, and “Close Encounters” is being pirated, from 3/4” cassette to VHS and Beta.
INT. VIDEO WORK AREA – LABORATORY – DAY
The video pirate operating this equipment is MARTY McFLY, 17, a good looking kid who has an air of confidence just shy of cockiness.
In that version Doc operated out of a movie theater. He and Marty were friends because Marty pirated movies—including those of Zemeckis/Gale's boss, Spielberg.
But, honestly? I just think the shot of the mushroom cloud in KotCS is just cool. I swear at two points it looks like a skull, with two eye-sockets of demonic light shining out.
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